You didn't press THAT did you?
Surely you can find better ways to waste your time? In case you can't, here's a list of ideas for you:
[1] Join the BIG Society A SELECTION FROM PHASEBOOK
DAVEY CAMEROON: I was riding my bike to work one day when I had this money-saving wheeze...MORE...
[2] Join a small Society
[3] Take up aircraft spotting
[4] Buy a pink anorak
[5] Become a convert to the PANADELPHIANS
[6] Start an entirely new religion
[7] Build a full-scale model of the BT Tower from matchsticks
[8] Go next door and bore THEM with your holiday snaps
CECIL SYLVESTER: What's wrong with pink anoraks? I always...MORE...
RABBI LEVI JEANS: My Society, the Panadephians Support Group, is very small. But...MORE...
SIR BARDOLPH BIGGLES: I've been aircraft spotting for 97 years and...MORE...
NICK CLICK: Why does everyone spell my name wrongly? It's...MORE...
KARL GROUCHO MARX: No; I haven't got a split anything...MORE...