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Incoporating Twonker and Flopper

This section of the website is managed by BENNY BONCE. He was forced to leave his job in the corner shop after all those malicious rumours about the toy giraffe. It's the social networking site that everyone has been demanding. Not only does it include PHASEBOOK, but it enables you to TWONK your precious thoughts and incorporates FLOPPER for pictures as well.

This fine portrait of BENNY was drawn by his young sister PENNY. She used her best crayons
Benny Bonce - Key Facts
In the last week BENNY had:
11 bowel motions:
0 major bodily functions:
54 minor bodily funtions.
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To become a TWONKER or FLOPPER, or to join PHASEBOOK, click H E R E
To see some TWONKS, click H E R E
For HELP, click H E R E

FLOPPER for PIX
Roll your cursor over the picture to see what it's about. CLICK for a full-size version
ACTION SHOTS: a series of fabulous, or at least very painful, sporting photographs.  HEAR A POEM: These are original poems read by the poets  THE LAST POST: here you'll find the outer reaches of this web site. Visit it only if you're prepared to risk falling over the edge of this flat earth.
JOKES: well, jokes of a kind at least.  W IS DUBYA: Could this be your last chance to see George W. Bush? It could if you're lucky.  DIC PENDERYN: Who was Dic Penderyn? This page gives you the chance to find out.

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