L-Special

E-Special has become L-Special again
Run your cursor over the pictures for some valuable political insights.

Yes; after its brief transformation into the E-Special, this page has resumed life as the good old L-Special page. With the demise of the Lib-Dems (now trying to eke out out some sort of existence as the pretended conscience of the Tories) and Davey Davey's discovery that he doesn't actually have to win anything before selling off the family silver, only the Labour Party have botherd with any kind of leadership contest at the moment, so they can go first.

In case you've forgotten the names (easy to do, I know) running left to right the candidates were: Andy Burnme, David Millipede, Ed Nojoke, Dave-Ed Millipede and Diane Token-Abbott.

Do you like my new slogan?.   He aint heavy....   Don't say I'm turning into a millipede!.   ...he's my bro-ther.   Is he the Token Tory?

Here is a photograph of the winner, plus a happy family snap taken soon after:
All Hail The New Leader!   JUNIOR: What have I done to my brother? SENIOR: You've hooked yourself on my tie-pin, you little shit!

And here are our friends from the Coagulation Party. Remember? The ones we voted for?

Who needs elections? I'm the Prime Minister.   And I'm the Deputy Prime Minister.

I've forgottem who I am, but at least I've got a job now.


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