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You can beat these!

This stunning picture is of the man from whose fundament THE SUN shines. It's completely unretouched. Nobody would touch it.

George Orwell said 'At fifty, everyone has the face they deserve'.
I know this man is a hundred and fifty, but he must have done some very wicked things to deserve THIS.

We acknowledge with thanks Lord Levy's Lordly Loans Ltd. for supplying the material for this one.

"I'm completely exonerated!!!"

Can we say we haven't broken any rules?

[THINKS] 'She's going before I do.'

Has Edward foxed David? Or has David sucheted Edward? Well, don't ask us. You're supposed to be the detective.

THINKS: 'Who's dropped one?'

These are for the amusement only of those of as suspect a mentality as their compiler. There are absolutely no FABULOUS, GLITTERING PRIZES. Put your ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD if you must, but please don't send it anywhere near me.

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